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When it comes to women, be careful what you say.
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
Bob
He didn't even finish the hole. She didn't have to play from the cow, she had two club lengths to hit from. Personily I would have used the sand wedge to get her out of there.
Nem
Foolin' around with heifers eh?
That oughta learn ya
NO Bull about it
"It's not nice to fool (around with) Mother Nature"
Crash, Lightning Bolts striking
Must be we're in for another
~*Thunderous MidNight*~
that's good. yeah
Good joke. Thanks.